The recent horse-jumping deaths and consequent sympathy has necessitated a revision in the International Measurement System. These newly revised units will be useful for all astronomical and particle physics experiments as well as the restructuring of neuropsychological human mental capacities (Although no change is needed with regard to the study of politicians and media personalities in this dimension).
Pleae note that the new system of units cannot be applied to the measurement of violence or any other atavistic human actions or emotions. In our studies these units are found to be totally objective and we thank the United States and British Governments for research grant number 617-617ACE.
International System of Units: Revised as of JUne 17 2009
(please note further if you are a multiculturalist, feminist, anti-nazi or any other junk-yard dog of capitalism you might be offended by the following so don't read on)
1 dead jumping horse = 10000004645 Human Beings
1 Human Being = 234000098888 immigrants useful to Capitalism (IUC's)
1 IUC = 10^716 MUslims
1 MUslim = 99934256766 Christians plus 1 bag of Horse Mnure
1 Christian = a picture of 1 monkeys a-hole plus some dogfaeces
1 aboriginal or other native people = GOdel formula of all the above. 0r 1 googol
(whichever is larger).
We suggest an immediate revision of all school texts to accommodate our research findings.
ZDK
International System of Units: Revised as of JUne 17 2009
(please note further if you are a multiculturalist, feminist, anti-nazi or any other junk-yard dog of capitalism you might be offended by the following so don't read on)
1 dead jumping horse = 10000004645 Human Beings
1 Human Being = 234000098888 immigrants useful to Capitalism (IUC's)
1 IUC = 10^716 MUslims
1 MUslim = 99934256766 Christians plus 1 bag of Horse Mnure
1 Christian = a picture of 1 monkeys a-hole plus some dogfaeces
1 aboriginal or other native people = GOdel formula of all the above. 0r 1 googol
(whichever is larger).
We suggest an immediate revision of all school texts to accommodate our research findings.
ZDK
