We hold these truths to be illusory:
That all men are men, never mind created equal. That all women are not man enough, never mind forgotten. That black is black and white is white and pink is a shade of red and white mixed to certain proportions. That the dog may eat the meal while the master eats the slave and the scraps go in the trash.
We declare that:
All chaos being order, and all order being a higher level of chaos (as befits a multiverse of endless possibilities, in accordance with Eristic Escalation), nothing is permissible and rights are created when liberties are taken.
There is no God but Goddess (and thus no dogs but seadogs), and no Goddess but the one we sleep with. There is not a man aboard Spaceship Earth that does not have both a penis in his vagina nor a woman with a vagina in her penis.
We refuse:
To accept charity and other favours from a multiverse of endless possibilities, except where charity and favours are unsolicited. We reserve the right to change our minds.
We demand:
The right to have no rights but the rights which we rightly take when deemed appropriate.
An end to all abortive operations on non-pregnant females.
Genital reconstruction for all and sundry, except the Greek tomato dryers.
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We hold these illusions to be reality, until deemed unnecessary by any Mome, Pope, Pome or Mope of the Perch of Discordia.
That all men are men, never mind created equal. That all women are not man enough, never mind forgotten. That black is black and white is white and pink is a shade of red and white mixed to certain proportions. That the dog may eat the meal while the master eats the slave and the scraps go in the trash.
We declare that:
All chaos being order, and all order being a higher level of chaos (as befits a multiverse of endless possibilities, in accordance with Eristic Escalation), nothing is permissible and rights are created when liberties are taken.
There is no God but Goddess (and thus no dogs but seadogs), and no Goddess but the one we sleep with. There is not a man aboard Spaceship Earth that does not have both a penis in his vagina nor a woman with a vagina in her penis.
We refuse:
To accept charity and other favours from a multiverse of endless possibilities, except where charity and favours are unsolicited. We reserve the right to change our minds.
We demand:
The right to have no rights but the rights which we rightly take when deemed appropriate.
An end to all abortive operations on non-pregnant females.
Genital reconstruction for all and sundry, except the Greek tomato dryers.
..__..__..
We hold these illusions to be reality, until deemed unnecessary by any Mome, Pope, Pome or Mope of the Perch of Discordia.
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