The federal goverment of Mexico has announced that it managed to catch 133 humans today who were attempting to leave acknowledged nests of humanity such as Ecuador, Cuba and Guatemala on route to the USA. Meanwhile both the Spanish army and Morroccan police are into thier fourth day stopping humans in their attempts to break into the Spanish and EU enclave of Melilla on the north African coast on the way to Miss Marple's village.
It seems human are coming out of the woodwork and this might cause you unease until you remember that such movement is seasonal. Average catches of humans peak during the summer period from June to August when they like nothing better but to pick our fruit and sell us trinkets on the beach.
It is very important not to speak to or encourage humans.
Don't even haggle with them.
Just say the word TASER and then ask them for Papers.
Show them who is boss.
Our governments in Europe are doing well on this front having ignored the latest state to opposed recent adjustments to European migration law (which is how human control is termed). Today Chile joined the ranks of Bolivia, Brazil and Venezuela in opposing our European laws. Thankfully we are not reliant on Chile for anything anymore since letting Poland into the EU with its medium sized copper reserves which have more than made up for the poor quantity of supply from (formerly human) Portugal and Sweden.
Of course many of you will not be quite put at rest by the measures being taken to protect our way of life, trinket industry, jobs in fruit picking and sexwork from the threat of human invasion.
Worrying isn't it?
The answer is of course not just higher fences, longer trenches, more efficient satelite surveillance systems to stop the hordes of humans before they leave their beaches or approach our more vulnerable North African borders such as the 8 mile long triple 9 foot high fence around Spain's Melilla enclave. Because the dozen squillion billion quid we spend on keeping Fortress Europe "human-free" every year is simply not money well spent. Look around you - even if France achieves its quota of expelling 26,000 humans this year - the place will still be as full of humans as wherever you are looking around you.
So what can we do?
I suggest we change our attitude to trinket production and fruit picking.
As soon as we consider these essential Summer chores of our civilisation as noble fun-packed family and upwardly socially mobile activities, the humans will have no reason to come anymore and will undoubtedly just stay in their nests.
It is very important not to speak to or encourage humans.
Don't even haggle with them.
Just say the word TASER and then ask them for Papers.
Show them who is boss.
Our governments in Europe are doing well on this front having ignored the latest state to opposed recent adjustments to European migration law (which is how human control is termed). Today Chile joined the ranks of Bolivia, Brazil and Venezuela in opposing our European laws. Thankfully we are not reliant on Chile for anything anymore since letting Poland into the EU with its medium sized copper reserves which have more than made up for the poor quantity of supply from (formerly human) Portugal and Sweden.
Of course many of you will not be quite put at rest by the measures being taken to protect our way of life, trinket industry, jobs in fruit picking and sexwork from the threat of human invasion.
Worrying isn't it?
The answer is of course not just higher fences, longer trenches, more efficient satelite surveillance systems to stop the hordes of humans before they leave their beaches or approach our more vulnerable North African borders such as the 8 mile long triple 9 foot high fence around Spain's Melilla enclave. Because the dozen squillion billion quid we spend on keeping Fortress Europe "human-free" every year is simply not money well spent. Look around you - even if France achieves its quota of expelling 26,000 humans this year - the place will still be as full of humans as wherever you are looking around you.
So what can we do?
I suggest we change our attitude to trinket production and fruit picking.
As soon as we consider these essential Summer chores of our civilisation as noble fun-packed family and upwardly socially mobile activities, the humans will have no reason to come anymore and will undoubtedly just stay in their nests.
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