"Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love Of Pharmaceutical Companies
"NEW YORK—The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers.
"Pfizer executives characterized the FDA's approval as a 'godsend' for sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-health disorders."
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