Celebrity and Super Star Shit and Piss!
WINTER SALE NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!
I have spent the last 50 years building a collection of shit and piss
from famous people and can now offer it for sale.
Get closer to the stars than you've ever been before.
Genuine Shit and Piss
from the likes of...
Elvis
Madonna
Princess Diana
Ghandi
Winston Churchill
John Lennon
Malcolm X
Mel Gibson
Marylyn Monrue
And many many others
Sart your own celebrity super star shit collection today
Spend over £100 and get a free Bertrand Russell turd thrown in.