Following the success of the Nazi music organisation Blood & Honour's most recent London concert - which saw the ranks of 50-odd late middle-aged boneheads swelled by the literally 3 or 4 people under the age of 25 who'd been brought along by aging Nazi parents, B&H London Division are hosting a whole new line-up of White Power bands, to inaugurate a new era of White Nationalist music.

The "First Annual Nicky Crane Memorial Concert" features music from Cat Strangler 28, Volksdöngler, Bootlicker, Two Fat Ladies 88 and I.Q.28, and a ballad performance by German comrade SS Kartoffel Kopf (better known to his English fans as Mr Potato Head). As a special treat for B&H aficionados, the gig also features a guest slot by the new Volk band Inbred Banjos - a couple of Welsh blokes with German nationalist tattoos singing about English culture in fake American accents.

To maintain the next generation of activists in their susceptibility to inherited diseases, those attending the RV point will be required to produce documentation certifying they've found the courage to submit to full mitochondrial DNA tests, proving they're not even a little bit African, like Garry Bushell turned out to be when his DNA was tested for the TV show "100% English". Blood samples will be taken from anyone without proper certification, then rapidly drunk by B&H's new NSBM division organiser DJ Nosferatu (see photo).

All proceeds from the door and gig merch go towards laser tattoo removal for retiring employees of the Metropolitan Police Special Branch. Car parking available.

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