New Government guidelines
Resolved White | 25.11.2008 12:26
Free soup queues
Anyone not obeying the guidelines will be ejected from the queues and go hungry.
The guidelines are:
Form an orderly queue.
Single file only.
No talking.
No spitting.
No pushing.
Only one bowl of soup per person.
No double queuing.
Any person found talking, spitting, pushing or double queuing will be sent to a labour camp.
BY ORDER.
DEPT. OF FOOD.
Resolved White
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