New Government guidelines
Resolved White | 25.11.2008 12:26
New Government guidelines for soup queues have just been published.
Anyone not obeying the guidelines will be ejected from the queues and go hungry.
The guidelines are:
Form an orderly queue.
Single file only.
No talking.
No spitting.
No pushing.
Only one bowl of soup per person.
No double queuing.
Any person found talking, spitting, pushing or double queuing will be sent to a labour camp.
BY ORDER.
DEPT. OF FOOD.
Anyone not obeying the guidelines will be ejected from the queues and go hungry.
The guidelines are:
Form an orderly queue.
Single file only.
No talking.
No spitting.
No pushing.
Only one bowl of soup per person.
No double queuing.
Any person found talking, spitting, pushing or double queuing will be sent to a labour camp.
BY ORDER.
DEPT. OF FOOD.
Resolved White
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