This grey shit hole of a city is going to kill us should temperatures rise further, which they probably will, because this is only mid april.

26 degrees is double that of the average.

Start slashing the tyres of large cars because it is they that are raising the daily temperatures of urban areas.

Make way for the Garden of Eden. The trees will return and the channels will ensure that, should this place ever flood, there will be streams that can swiftly carry the surplus water into lakes based in the countryside.