Ladies and Gentlemen, the wait for authentic and meaningful pop music is over. During the previous week, the BNP showcased the considerable artistic talents of its membership in a hand-delivered audio cd. Including spoken word from the Braithwaite councillor and 'race hate victim' Angela Clarke, the tunes include a song penned by Griffin himself - to the tune of 'I've Got a Brand-New Combine Harvester'.

Other aural delights include the immortal - "What have they done to thee/O children of Keef-Lee".

Nick Griffin will be falling to his knees in a 'Vegas-Years' rhinestone-studded Elvis tutu and cape, in clubs and bars around the area. The streets of Keighley are littered with large Y-fronts discarded in a transport of passion inspired by the swivel-eyed scion of British Nationalism.

This rare gem is not available in shops - should you be lucky enough to be approached by a phalanx of sullen mandrills with red white and blue behinds, be sure to give the Griffin lip-quiver as a sign of your appreciation, to ensure receipt of this modern masterpiece of lyrical beauty. Special requests are being recieved via express fenestrated brick to BNP households across the area - don't miss out in the rush to hear the words of the man who beat the Wurzels at their own turnip-headed game, and won a place beyond satire in the hall of ill-fame.