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BNP unplugged

Nick 'Pop Picker' Griffin | 26.04.2005 05:13 | Indymedia | London

Nick Griffin et al deliver a risible CD to homes in the Keighley area, including a song penned by the Great Chimaera himself!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the wait for authentic and meaningful pop music is over. During the previous week, the BNP showcased the considerable artistic talents of its membership in a hand-delivered audio cd. Including spoken word from the Braithwaite councillor and 'race hate victim' Angela Clarke, the tunes include a song penned by Griffin himself - to the tune of 'I've Got a Brand-New Combine Harvester'.

Other aural delights include the immortal - "What have they done to thee/O children of Keef-Lee".

Nick Griffin will be falling to his knees in a 'Vegas-Years' rhinestone-studded Elvis tutu and cape, in clubs and bars around the area. The streets of Keighley are littered with large Y-fronts discarded in a transport of passion inspired by the swivel-eyed scion of British Nationalism.

This rare gem is not available in shops - should you be lucky enough to be approached by a phalanx of sullen mandrills with red white and blue behinds, be sure to give the Griffin lip-quiver as a sign of your appreciation, to ensure receipt of this modern masterpiece of lyrical beauty. Special requests are being recieved via express fenestrated brick to BNP households across the area - don't miss out in the rush to hear the words of the man who beat the Wurzels at their own turnip-headed game, and won a place beyond satire in the hall of ill-fame.

Nick 'Pop Picker' Griffin

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  1. The Griff on Griffie Babes — Neo Nazis Are Wnakerz
  2. Boring — Max
  3. Why the Left are stupid — H