Why the US Navy is REALLY shelling Cape Wrath
The K-Foundation | 01.07.2002 19:26
We have noticed that recently there have been several theories as to why the US Navy are to begin shelling Cape Wrath in Scotland. Let us tell you the real reason.
In the early hours of November 24th 1993, we burnt one million pounds in a boathouse on the Isle of Jura. This was made into a film entitled "Watch the K-Foundation Burn a Million Pounds".
After a long period of questioning as to why we did this, we rented a Nissan Bluebird and drove it to Cape Wrath in Scotland on November 4th 1995. On the side of the car we signed a contract promising not to discuss the incident for 23 years.
We therefore believe that the US Government has sent their Navy, with the permission of Downing Street, to destroy this contract and therefore force us to reveal all.
We hope this clears everything up.
James Cauty and Bill Drummond, The Justified and Ancient ones
After a long period of questioning as to why we did this, we rented a Nissan Bluebird and drove it to Cape Wrath in Scotland on November 4th 1995. On the side of the car we signed a contract promising not to discuss the incident for 23 years.
We therefore believe that the US Government has sent their Navy, with the permission of Downing Street, to destroy this contract and therefore force us to reveal all.
We hope this clears everything up.
James Cauty and Bill Drummond, The Justified and Ancient ones
The K-Foundation
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