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Why the US Navy is REALLY shelling Cape Wrath

The K-Foundation | 01.07.2002 19:26

We have noticed that recently there have been several theories as to why the US Navy are to begin shelling Cape Wrath in Scotland. Let us tell you the real reason.

In the early hours of November 24th 1993, we burnt one million pounds in a boathouse on the Isle of Jura. This was made into a film entitled "Watch the K-Foundation Burn a Million Pounds".

After a long period of questioning as to why we did this, we rented a Nissan Bluebird and drove it to Cape Wrath in Scotland on November 4th 1995. On the side of the car we signed a contract promising not to discuss the incident for 23 years.

We therefore believe that the US Government has sent their Navy, with the permission of Downing Street, to destroy this contract and therefore force us to reveal all.

We hope this clears everything up.

James Cauty and Bill Drummond, The Justified and Ancient ones

The K-Foundation
- Homepage: http://positivevoid.co.uk

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Don't make Cape Wrath angry!

01.07.2002 21:22

So why did you? Your video rocked at 3am. eternal.....

You're justified and ancient, you could be a corporate media tool like Boner.

Bet you eat lentils now.

Mu

Julian Cope is Dead

02.07.2002 02:09

I shot him in the head...
If he moves some more,
I'll kill him for sure,
Now Julian Cope is dead.

P.S. Surely mentioning the incident, and what you did constitutes 'discussion' of said incident. Therefore I put it to you that you have breached the aforementioned contract. Can I have a million pounds to get rid of in any way I see fit. (BTW I won't be fucking burning it either!)

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I am not from Newton Stewart, neither did I kill Julian Cope. This communication was sent in error in all likelihood. Blame the KLF, but don't punish them.

Cynical Jim

Eco-Terror

02.07.2002 10:42

The US are bombing Scotland for target practise and fun. They want to make the fertile fishing coasts unihabitable for a thousand years, like Anthrax Island. They have already blighted the untained eco-system in the breath-taking Highlands with GM spores.

Stewart Newton
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