Government Safety Advice
Hairyscotsman2 | 24.10.2001 11:07
Following the WTC attack and anthrax scares the government has issued the following safety advice...
Government safety advice
In the wake of the attacks on the WTC and in the light of recent terrorist activities the government has issued the following safety advice:
1: Look both ways before boarding a plane
2: Wash your hands thoroughly before breathing
3: Do not handle any suspicious looking muslims or if in doubt iron them first.
The government would also like to stress that although there has been a rush of people buying eye-wool and booking holes in the sand for their heads these provide no real protection and the public should wait until the government supplies them first.
In the wake of the attacks on the WTC and in the light of recent terrorist activities the government has issued the following safety advice:
1: Look both ways before boarding a plane
2: Wash your hands thoroughly before breathing
3: Do not handle any suspicious looking muslims or if in doubt iron them first.
The government would also like to stress that although there has been a rush of people buying eye-wool and booking holes in the sand for their heads these provide no real protection and the public should wait until the government supplies them first.
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