The EDL love to call Muslims "rats", just their hero Adolf Hitler when referring to Jews. Down in the dark, dank long-forgotten depths of Bradford Beck, psychopathic Islamophobic fanatics will learn at first hand how difficult it is to extreminate rats. Chanting "Allah Is A Paedo" won't get them far with a ten-kilo giant black river rat gnawing away at their tonsils, no matter how furious they are, learning of the rats better development in the trouser department. Rodent micropenises aren't much threat to the average man's self-esteem, however compared to the deficiently underendowed fascist footsoldier, they are immediately transformed into veritable Dirk Digglers. That and the alarming fact rodents also have much larger brains than racists, is sure to bite fatally into the EDLers' self esteem, leaving the sludge-smothered EDLers foaming with infernal jealousy.

Rats are neither Jews or Muslims - in-fact, they do not have a special diet at all, swallowing whole every single morsel of protein presented their way, including pot-bellied far right extremists.

GET IN BRADFORD BECK, NAZIS!