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Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry discovery - "Salmons do not vote"

FINLAND - Jasper Pääkkönen, an actor and a hobbyist fisher revealed the fact of The Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry having found out the fact of salmons not voting.

Jarper Pääkkönen told he secretly taped the salmon concersation he had in The Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry, Finland. "Several sourced warned, that they (in the ministry) can distort/twist stories...".

From The Ministry were told not to make a political issue of the salmon affair were natural descendants should be protected against the planted kind. It should we a goog idea to get rid of all unnecessary confrontation since this disturbes Minister and ex-police Jari Koskinen's (National Coalition Party) work.

Few days ago, another Finnish Minister from National Coalition Party, Minister Pertti Savolainen (National Coalition Party), was brough into internation publicity, when he was referred by The Wiesenthal Center of Jewish people of the similaries to Nazi ( http://www.jpost.com/Jewish-World/Jewish-Features/Finnish-politician-Jews-control-money-media-in-US).

Summa summarum: We now know, that Finnish Politicians know the fact of Salmons not voting. And a second observation; one has to be either a police and a lawyer to succeed in Finland as The Wiesenthal Center know.

I think it is time to take me canoe to the river and see how it goes?! Academically speaking, when do we get a study like "The correlation of Salmons reproduction/generatio to the voting behavior?" or is this just because those researchers having understood are working abroad? I'm sure you get the picture, folks.

Original news source:  http://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/Jasper+P%C3%A4%C3%A4kk%C3%B6nen+Minua+varoitettiin+ministeri%C3%B6n+v%C3%A4%C3%A4ristelyst%C3%A4/a1365142272357