Ooh Err Missus!
[Bristol] LeftyJimbo | 03.06.2010 16:22
Breaking News: Protesting against 'facists' (EDL, NF, BNP) are revealed today to be a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. The organsiations in question are so infintesimaly small and pointless that protesters are said to be just wasting their time.
'You'd be better off watching TV/having a snooze or maybe going for a walk' says Professor J.G. Ballyard of UCL.
Research also coming out of a recent survey of lefties supports this comment: 83% admitted they had nothing else to do but mount pointless, time-wasting protests against tiny minority groups run by whackos that were of zero threat to UK democracy.
So there we have it: Don't bother, let them spout their rubbish and goose-step around saluting if they want to - no-one takes them seriously anyway.
In fact, better to just go home, cut and then wash your hair and have a good shower. Then chuck out all your joss-sticks, doob, tie-dyed clothes and the like and just, well, smarten up a bit.
[Bristol] LeftyJimbo
Original article on IMC Bristol:
http://bristol.indymedia.org/article/692548