Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Lawyers or PR men?

The Phoney and the Flake.

Blair and Cameron.

Cameron is a flake and Phoney is a phoney.

One is a copy of the other.

Phoney had the vain Mandy and the deranged Spin Ali.

Flaky has Steve “Sweatshop” Hilton (aka Attila the Pun).

Sweatshop thinks we are all 8 years old because we did not go to Public schools.

What is it about public school that makes the released inmates so useless and patronizing at the same time?

The eight year olds are now fed up with impostors and need a change.

If Flaky really wants power, and it seems that he does, then he should dump Sweatshop and appoint a real thinker, like Monbiot, as his election adviser.

He’d win then and perhaps could do some serious work rather than PR crap he’s at just now.