AUSTRALIA: hoWARd lies and so does costello and both are war criminals who think people are now going to choose between the two? But who's lying really? The lying war criminal or the lying war criminal?

I don't know about you but how does anyone go about choosing between two full 'bread' lying war criminals? That's beyond me even if some people wanted to?

But prime meanster, john how-hard is continuing to deny a deal was made to hand the 'dictatorship' to 'sinister' pastor peter costello, the funny little other sinner, despite costello's recollection of a 1994 meeting.

costello says hoWARd gave him an "undertaking" 12 years ago that he would hand over the top job midway through his second term.

"I did not seek that undertaking, he volunteered it," costello said.

But perhaps the dictator 'how-hard' said, you'll have to wait for the undertaker? Now that would make more sense if you ask me!

Because dictators don't stop dictating do they? Not unless someone has to call the undertaker or the humanity police send them off to the Hague for their war crimes.

Sinister costello's comments confirm an account of the meeting given by former defiance sinister ian mcLachlan.

However, how-hard says nothing in costello's comments alter his position that no deal was made about a leadership transition.

how-hard, who has issued a statement on the issue, also says he and costello have always maintained that view.

"But costello and I on a number of occasions, over the years, have denied the existence of a deal," he said.

Just like they've denied all their criminal acts and war crimes against humanity! But I suppose it just becomes normal to them after a while.

costello says he is not accusing hoWARd of lying.

"I'm not making any allegations against anybody," he said.

Funny that because everyone else is calling them both liars most of the time!

costello says he has spoken out because the public is entitled to know the truth.

But that's got to be a joke son!

Loose with the truth

Feral floposition and well paid loser kevin dudd says the Federal Government is in "disarray".

dudd says the internal row is unprecedented in the hoWARd Government.

"I can't recall in the history of the Howard Government the Prime Minister and the Treasurer saying to each other that neither of them is telling the truth," he said.

"You can't have a prime minister saying of his treasurer, 'you're not telling the truth'," he said.

"You can't have a treasurer saying to the Prime Minister, 'you're not telling the truth'."