Draft Vatican document on Homosexuals

Deep-seated (in the rear) homosexual tendencies, which are found in a number of men and women, are also objectively beautiful and, for those same people as myself, often constitute a great and lasting pleasure. Such persons and myself must be accepted with respect and sensitivity and just because we are getting more than you, that should not make you jealous, which is an abominable and grave sin. Every sign of unjust and just discrimination in our regard should be avoided.

In the light of such teachings, this disastery, in accord with the Congregation For Divine Love, Worship and Discipline (with a whip, please) of the sacraments, believes it necessary to state clearly that the church, henceforth, while profoundly respecting the persons who are not getting any, cannot admit to the seminary or Holy Orders those who don’t practice at least some form of homosexuality, present deep-seated (in the rear) abstensionist tendencies or support the so-called “celibate culture”.

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