Hi kids,
We're the Green Vegan anti-Nuke, No to Poverty working council and we're looking to make a difference. Over the next few weeks most of us will be on holiday from Uni and if we stay at home Dad gets us to cut the grass so we like to get out and about pissing off the general population with some ego masaging actions that help to take our minds off the fact that we never did get to pull that girl on the Law course last term.

Planned actions include:

Handing out leaflets (on recycled paper of course) to owners of cars with black paintwork (racist overtones)

Demonstrations outside shoe shops (wearing leather)

Dressing up as clowns and pink faries (nobody seems to know why) and visitng a local shopping centre to protest against people buying things.

An actions against British Airways has been postponed until after we've all flown back from Ibiza in case they ban us from the flight