If you are bored with the unreal news, you can catch the real Schnews here:
at Bath on April 10th  http://www.hedonistpress.com/schnews/
and in Bristol on April 11th  http://www.schnews.org.uk/extras/bristol.htm

For details of the rest of the national Schnews see  http://www.schnews.org.uk/extras/tour.htm

And you can read this weeks Schnews here  http://www.schnews.org.uk/archive/news448.htm

The Schnews in Bristol is hosted by Bristle magazine, and KebeleKP.
Bristle issue 16 will be out in April, and you can check out info on Kebele here  http://www.kebele.org/Quorum4/kebeleTable.php