I find myself very disappointed with the distinct lack of Bush/Blair slash fiction out there: none, in fact. This has to be fixed NOW, and in this aim, here's an opening section, please carry it on.

"Gosh, George" said Tony, "I may not be Hans Blix, but it seems like you're packing a weapon of ass destruction, and it's not being concealed.

Bush looked down at his undisclosed location, and smiled.

"Well, I guess that's why they call me dubble-yer: 'cos I can dubble-yer pleasure with this. Now, how would like to take our special relationship to a new level?".

Blair felt his alert level rising to purple and throbbing.

"Crikey George, I've always wanted to do it in your Oval Orifice. How about we escalate this -- there's no need to get the UN involved."

"Sure thing", said Bush. "Prepare for my invasion! Oh wait, I have an idea... I'll just go get the duct tape..."