a little story, take heed:

you'd expect tutors to teach, mark essays, and answer questions wouldn't you?, well that's what i thought, took for granted in fact, as do we all, well anyway this time that wasn't the case, in an age where you can no longer take a grant for granted is no longer aken for granted,you'd expect some standards at least,
well it's exam morning, everybody's full of nerves, expectation, panic or apathy, those little letters end up meaning everything, but what if, to your utter (understandable) dismay, there are NO little letters next to the other little letters, next to the meaningles numbers?, what then, i think this issue needs a little investigation, let me take this back to the good old old days, when the papers were being marked, by a wierdo, called weber, who decided your handwriting ws unreadable? WHAT, ILLEGIBLE, yes, that's what i said, oh i see you're german, well mr German, (not, i may add that i have anything against germans i may add)that gives you no justification, the foreign students can't stop complaining, oh how i long for the anonymity of my pre-transfer days, well anyway i think i see what this is about, you're wife's a bitch, so i'm a bitch back, and... and the fact that you're the only one who thinks you look cool with that eighties hair, well no-one else does, so, take it to the eighties were you really belong, oh, and did anyone SEE the germans on eurovsion, not a pretty sight, once and never again, anyway, and by the by i don't know you from adam and stop following me around, and no, i and nodody else wants to do your stupid course, who believes in critical theory anyway, it's all post modernism now, see,we prefer marxism, anyway, also we don't want to believe the suggestion that the EU is something to do with aberystwith, for it's oswald mosely's baby, so mark my paper you goddam lot, and go back to germany, and take your wife with you, and tell her to get a doctorate before she goes anywere near the word teach, and also king's we're onto you and your stupid misleading prospectus, oh and learn some english while you're at it!

king's, euphemism for shit, scotland,