Tony

Hey Little Robin its your old action hero Batman again,

Look kid, you're a smart interlectist dude so you must have known this was gonna happen right?

I know i promised you i would show you how to shoot guns n ride rodeo horses n stuff, but lets be real men and tell it like it is. My old grandaddy used to say, sometimes boy, you gotta play the pussy for bigger guys and just take it up the arse for the sake of of what is right.

This whole WMD scam aint working out like we thought it would and kid you know i got elections comin up so theres no easy way of sayin it but
you are gonna have to take the rap on this one like a real man.

Cmon. don't tell me you're gonna last much longer anyway, so one of us has gotta get through so we can keep on with the global game plan. Man we have hardly got started with that shit.We can't fuck up now.Its one of those moments in a growing mans life Tony.
You just gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Me and Don and some of the other guys reckon we can get you a pretty smooth position in one of the companies, and hey you're very own ranch too if you like so whadya say, howabout it ?? Youll do it for old george dubya wontcha, like a real American, wontcha?

Course you will. This is the deal. You take the shit, jump the sinking ship while you still got some ratings left, and you got a reserved first class ticket on the gravy town express. You can even join in the next war as a consultant or somthin and get some serious hardcore 100% history book action into ya.

Yeath, Ok so we let you down, your hero big bruv USA has done fucked you over, but in the big picture what the hell is the UK anyway, nothing but a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Hey look at it this way, its the 51st state, and your just a
senator moving up to bigger ball games.

So give that shit up once and for all and come and join the real players in town, and you wont have to bother with all that election bullshit either. Hey we'll see to it the right guy gets elected anyway.

Heh.. over here we don't even bother counting them vote things anymore.You'll love it.
Theres stuff for you pals Peter M and H, and even Al.

But I am obliged to inform you that if you don't play along lil buddy youll be making a seriously big mistake and we'll see to it as sure as shit is shit that you'll only make the history books under FUCKED and POODLE.

Get with the plan Robin or you are the kind of history you do not want to be. Get it?

Love and peace

George W.

Batman Forever