How hard can it be?

The Conservatives are fighting like witches again.

They have nowhere to go.

Phoney is the new conservative party so they must become the old labour party without the bolshies.

What they need to do is get a youngish person who is photogenic and can fake sincerety.

Like Phoney was except without the public school tinkering obsession.

Make him or her leader and teach them to say nothing except how rosy the future will be.

No Euro debate, no politics.

Good schools, good roads and good hospitals at some future date.

Job done.

An election victory.

 tompainee@yahoo.co.uk