ATTENTION GIRALDO RIVERA AND US MILITARY IN AF
Albert Kada | 15.03.2003 22:38
I have you pinned down. Translate and broadcast this near your exact geographic location for defensive purposes. Bridge biulding and radio stations will be provided by US military. Mudslinging at Bush is required. Other opinions are welcomed. Air support for radio stations are critical and will make taxpayers proud.
The exact geographic location of the next firefight can be determined via this process.
Tom Ridge has announced that mothers of US military service personel who don't vote for Bush will be deported starting MAYDAY by the new FBI-CIA.
According to the Sons of Osama Bin Ladin the Afghan government is attempting to "disarm" people who live in wild and desolate locations effectively making them naked while Bush enjoys the wealth of your future.
Effective independant journalism from mountain top to mountain top can turn "quagmire" into "holy land". Fox news is holding gun to my head here. This self proclaimed "fair and balanced" news source has effectively held gun to head of world since last Sunday. I will not however surrender my weapons or any of my freedom.
It is not my pleasure to inform you that a moron bomb will be detonated in the Azores tommorrow. This "Roadmap to Peace" must begin with the right to bear arms. The US military would not be caught dead in Afghanistan without a gun. The map will lead to a location inside the missle range of North Korea. If Bush will relocate within this range, the rest of the map can be revealed.
In business news, Luis Rukeyser, world famous economic analyst, invited every one to become an expert themselves on this week's show. The forecast is simple. World Wide War III will wreck the world's economy.
In crime news, stolen US tanks have been spotted in Egypt allegedly being driven by Israeli soldiers. The "roadmap to peace" indicates that these must be returned to US.
Radio receivers among the general public in Afghanistan are an economical and reasonable alternative to shooting at the the US military in close range. The US military will not shoot at radio station operators.
It would be effective to locate transmitters near bridge biulding activities to provide 24 hour air support communication services to local authorities.
YOU ARE URGED TO COMPLY.
Faking a firefight and putting it on the radio can be more effective than a real one and NOBODY GETS HURT.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
Tom Ridge has announced that mothers of US military service personel who don't vote for Bush will be deported starting MAYDAY by the new FBI-CIA.
According to the Sons of Osama Bin Ladin the Afghan government is attempting to "disarm" people who live in wild and desolate locations effectively making them naked while Bush enjoys the wealth of your future.
Effective independant journalism from mountain top to mountain top can turn "quagmire" into "holy land". Fox news is holding gun to my head here. This self proclaimed "fair and balanced" news source has effectively held gun to head of world since last Sunday. I will not however surrender my weapons or any of my freedom.
It is not my pleasure to inform you that a moron bomb will be detonated in the Azores tommorrow. This "Roadmap to Peace" must begin with the right to bear arms. The US military would not be caught dead in Afghanistan without a gun. The map will lead to a location inside the missle range of North Korea. If Bush will relocate within this range, the rest of the map can be revealed.
In business news, Luis Rukeyser, world famous economic analyst, invited every one to become an expert themselves on this week's show. The forecast is simple. World Wide War III will wreck the world's economy.
In crime news, stolen US tanks have been spotted in Egypt allegedly being driven by Israeli soldiers. The "roadmap to peace" indicates that these must be returned to US.
Radio receivers among the general public in Afghanistan are an economical and reasonable alternative to shooting at the the US military in close range. The US military will not shoot at radio station operators.
It would be effective to locate transmitters near bridge biulding activities to provide 24 hour air support communication services to local authorities.
YOU ARE URGED TO COMPLY.
Faking a firefight and putting it on the radio can be more effective than a real one and NOBODY GETS HURT.
by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy
Albert Kada
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