Bush Daddy Innocence
Bob Meade | 15.03.2003 20:00
PS: 3/12/03 - As you know, there will be no pardons forthcoming if Bush Daddy or BDT has killed everyone who ever tried to convict them of a crime(212672). Since the Contras who I met at Gallaudet were mostly sissy wimpy queer boys who came here to be the new Nazis, that explains why the "Iran-Contra Affair" was such a covert operation. If Contras are really allied with Abimael Guzman's Shining Path (Sendero Luminosa), that explains the Silent Murder Epidemic(24603) and even the prophesized sun worship(29190, 102423, & 204463), for I'm sure that you will be able to convince them that Shining Path must surely be about sun worship(Ez. 8:16). 3/13/03 - Bush Daddy claims that the dummkopf Nazis are learning to split wood as Bob split wood at the watchfires to the Kingdom of the Lord of Sarah and Jennifer, and I suppose that there is a prophecy to sound of the woodsman from one end of this earth to the other, the sound of 11 strokes of the splitting maul, reducing a 20-22 inch wide log to 12 separate pieces and knocking them off the block on the eleventh stroke. Wood-splitting that is akin to "walking with God". Such wood-splitting can be made to look so simple; thus the dummkopfs who try to duplicate it are apparently being picked up for mutilating the wood; "Save the trees!"; but be sure to plant a good acorn crop just in case. God has promised us dummkopf fertilizer to spare. Sweet Alletta Georgie has been losing a lot of his lover boys, and his "king or some other damn thing" part of his life should materialize soon, so it is written. I will save his lover boys! The Path That Leads To Life will do wonders to set them straight! And he thought that I didn't care! 3/14/03 - The Lord has made known that He will save the backsliding Bush Daddy and all of his people from their chemical-mongering Nazi pursuits(Jer. 3:6-22) when their Great Dead King "stands up" and carries the glory of the Kingdom of the Lord of Sarah and Jennifer to claim Judah as God's portion in the Holy Land. The watchfires are lighting up; thus those attempting to split wood should know that this wood-splitting method that I have mentioned was probably known in the past as "shatter-splitting"; each strike would produce a split except for strands, loosely holding the mass of the 10 shatter-split sections together before the final strike produces two split sections that might possibly knock the whole mass of shatter-split wood off the splitting block. And that is probably how bowling originated, cheap imitations of the true wood-splitter. "Yeah! But could he split wood!"... 3/15/03 - If you don't think that they fried your brains a long time ago, look at the disjointed gibberish that the dummkopfs had been trying to pass off as poetry up until Bob revealed "The Closet"(171123 & 171618). In regard to the "11 stroke wood split", all of the pieces of my 12-piece shatter-split round log were cut with right angles, except for the last two pieces split. I was wrong to say that there were 10 pieces before the last stroke, for there were 11. On the tenth stroke of this process, there are ten pieces of wood, including one unsplit quarter section of the round log left. Rather than split that last quarter into two triangular pieces that would drive the nine cut pieces apart via a uniform application of force, I would continue with another right angle cut and slant the last cut some what towards the center of the log in order to knock all 12 pieces off the splitting block. Thus bowling probably originated while they were dickering about whether or not to cut two triangular pieces out of that last quarter. Heck! Triangular pieces of wood like that are dangerous! The 8 lb. splitting maul was made to perfect wood-splitting. The blunt flat side of it was made to impact and shatter each piece free of the mass after the edge had formed the split. Each stroke except for the first and the last should result in your turning the maul after impact so that it bounces on the split piece to be drawn up for the next hit. Ten to fifteen seconds it would take me to reduce a log to 12 pieces. I would yell, "Kawabunga!", African Tarzan-talk for "kill", "attack", something like that, for I had succeeded in obliterating that piece of wood, or so it felt. When I reached the point where I could do seven out of ten logs perfectly with 11 strokes, I was satisfied with my "Sometimes a Great Notion" foray into the woods, the beech grove wood ran out, and chain saws were just too loud. I suspect that splitting wood is like throwing a frisbee. You never forget how to do it.
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Respectfully yours, Robert Meade "Israel" Deaf Messenger
Bob Meade
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