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Just when Albert thought the Chinese Empire and I could get some sleep, until St. Patrick's Day, Fox news channel threatened the world with a surprise attack on Bagdad Airport and to "over run Iraq in 72 hours". After years of disarmament, if I don't get my Red Army salute on TV when the US attacks Iraq it will be a surprise attack not sanctioned by the UN.

Last week's resounding NO from the world was apparently not loud enough for the deaf, war criminal correspondent for Fox News channel, Oliver North, who said that the presence of International troops along the Kuwaiti/Iraq front represented international support for using these troops as an attack force. This libelous criminal was dressed to look paramilitary making him a legitimate defensive military target.

After 2 weeks of torture for being a journalist in Texas, I am a one man coalition of the willingness to trade Oliver North for a captured Giraldo Rivera who was seen in Kabul on TV. Can he get a passport to any other country? I can't get near a public airport with my clothes on. My flight simulator doesn't work right now, but I have many sim hours on different planes including the royal Jordanian Airliner.

President Hugo Chavez was not on TV even though gas prices are UP, making it more sensible to regulate an economy in a democracy of citizens who care about the future and the environment. I would let them go up more before I got in a hurry to start up a refinery. Anti-catholic protesters were reported 2 weeks ago, in the political war torn country of Venezuela. Drug war torn south and central America were not on TV much.

Historic diplomatic skill by President Mubarak of Egypt was overlooked by the mass media over the last month, although clever headlines were flashed on TV screens. This man is welcome to sell my news articles at a "time of his own choosing".

Russian leaders were awake enough to force through a strong statement about responsibility.

The Chinese and North Korean governments seem to be acting sensibly.

European union leaders haven't threatened to attack any one as far as I know.

Canada has not declared any new wars as far as I know.

War continues in Columbia as far as I know. The US started it.

Israeli and US leaders coninued to perform like NAZI's.

Intense psychiatric/psychological warfare continues to play out in my neighborhood near the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, USA. Psychotic drugs are free for every one in Harris County. The TV set seems to be the strongest weapon.

PLEASE help prevent bombing with mass media. see Pacifica dot org and indymedia dot org.

Nothing in the US seems true unless you show it on TV. Televised UN meetings are more effective than untelevised. Fake bombing the US on TV should be the world's number one show. Maybe Al Jazeera will pick it up.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer" please copy.