The revolutionary new terror rags presented seem perfect for security consious patriots and enemy combatants. The designer complained about the economy.

Colin Powell immediately confirmed a rumor about Osoma Bin Ladin indicating that he is guilty of preaching to Iraq and therefore has inspired these starving people to become human weapons of mass destruction.

Greenspan and Powell don't lie, but doing your duty sometimes involves taking orders from the Commander in Chief.

Al Jazeera said they did not say they had a tape but perhaps they can dig up a rerun.

An unnamed senator has been seen on videotape with associates of Osama Bin Laden playing with rocket launchers.

Direct ties between the Bush family and the Bin Laden family have been made.

Direct ties with the US senate and Saddam Hussein have been made.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"