Apparently he had some Anthrax handy. Protesters outside might want to get a check up.

Powell delivered a supurb 1 1/2 hour multi-media presentation detailing the fundamental rudimants of a plan more ingenious than a rerun of Get Smart during a Mexican revolution.

The moment it was over, psuedo-educated journalists and analysts of every stripe were stumbling over each other so fast on the way to the spin machine with the same prewritten opinion they had yesterday to measure the effectivness of the hoopla forgot to mention that THE MEETING HASN'T BEEN ADJOURNED YET. As a FOX news commentator interrupted a meeting of the United Nations I changed the channel and caught some of the broadcast on CNN.

More TV sets have been shot with firearms in the Western Hemisphere in the last 2 years than the history of the world. In the future, TV set firing squads could become common at protests in front of network affiliates formerly owned by Ted Turner.

Powell then scowled through seven minutes each of thanks for the info, but don't shoot me from the rest of the distinguished panel, each articulating more wisdom in one sentence than Bush could shovel into a pick up with 5 immigrant speech writers.

Interestingly enough, a saudi royal astronaut said yesterday at NASA JSC that he thought every world leader should orbit the earth in a space shuttle for the view and the wisdom. What an idea! Perhaps admirers will line up for miles holding screwdrivers to chip off one tile before lift off.

The prozac enhanced apathetic TV viewing unbelievers were counted twice and traded as an unregulated commodity to a mutual fund overseas.

During the two day news media blackout preceeding the event, several major legal cases were railroaded through, banks were robbed, explosions were reported, and documentaries about smallpox and the US army were censored by Channel 8 PBS in Houston.

Pysco-holy-warfare is hell.

Meanwhile, rumor has it a new courthouse is on the fastrack some where in Europe. Who will be the guest of honor? Who will be the jury? Imagine "World Court Tonight with Peter Jennings" Potential jurors fighting their way to the front to do their civic duty. Powell is not as dumb as he looked today but he is just following orders.

If I don't hear a competent financial analyst in the media soon I will have to write it myself and may god have mercy on Wall Street pigs when I factor in what appears to be a large withdrawal from the world bank by Hugo Chavez.

My favorite journalistic activity is editing the funny papers so don't make me write a book review on revalations. A good terrorist journalist can prophecy his next hard news assignment.

by Albert Kada
Independent Terrorist Journalist
Special Agent CIA-A-1
World's only publisher of computer viruses besides Microsoft.
Stolen from the unpublished newspaper "The American Blasphemer"