Dear French Voters,

In the moderate New Labour Party we believe it is essential for
government to work in close liaison with our dynamic global economy
and with the international alliance against terrorism and rogue
states,

In the United Kingdom voters may choose between New Labour, Ian Duncan
Smith's Tories and and Lib Dems safe in the knowledge that our
enterprising mutlinationals and our freedom-loving US and EU strategic
partners will not be challenged. That is what democracy is all about,
placing one's faith in the multicoloured globalisation project as
advertised on MTV, CNN and BBC.

We trust French voters will loyally reject extremist Monsieur Le Pen
and back mon ami Président Chirac in the second round of your
democratic elections. It is trés important to root out neo-Nazi
extremism, so our international alliance can pursue its liberating
struggle against evil by replacing Saddam Hussein with an oil-business
friendly leader. To elminate the danger of Saddam Hussein deployong
weapons of mass destruction, we will have to take tough decisions. An
evil coalition of Islamic fundamentalists, Trotskyists and Neo-Nazis
will oppose the strategic deployment of cluster bombs and depleted
uranium. We need your support to save the free world from ignorant
French voters who dream of a distant past when France was France.

Vive la Mondialité ! Vive Le MacDo et le Pouvoir Global!

Tony Blair