... or at least to where he's not. Watch the river in the latest Bin Laden offering from Al Jazeera and notice how it moves - or rather, doesn't move at all. Bin Laden and his crony appear to be sitting in front of a scenic backdrop.

So the one region we can be certain he isn't gracing with his presence is the mountains of South Asia. Maybe someone should tell the CIA.

Wonder where he is though. Bush country perhaps?