The Monroe Doctrine and Manifest Destiny Rears It’s Ugly Head.

By Lloyd Hart

The Monroe Doctrine and Manifest Destiny have completely recovered from the mild symptoms it got from Clintonfluenza and from which Clinton himself recovered from in the end. As the cheerful Doctrinites wind the clock of murder, death and destruction of yet another weak nation, Columbia, we can only pray and hope to see the results in the corporate media. It didn’t take long, as I predicted a year ago, for President Pastrana to succumb to the arm twisting applied with sledge hammer stealth by the Bush administration and it’s War on Terrorism/AKA get those pesky peasants out of the way of our oil policy. Even the European and Canadian diplomats could not put Pastrana’s courage back together again as all his morals became saturated in oil.

With the Doctrinites feeding themselves the drible (The God Given Right To Rule The Western Hemiphere and of course added later, the world) that they use to justify their activities, we may be in for a long ride of, if we don’t get what we want we will make the book of revelations come true or at least their version (a planet devoid of all life), now that the Bush administration is flushing the ABM treaty, making the moves back to Nuclear Weapons Testing and has according to Physicians for Social Responsibility decided to break with President Carter’s pledge not to use nuclear weapons against countries without nuclear weapons.

I’m personally praying for the rapture to come and take Bush and his gang of radical right wing nut bars that keep the threat of Margaret Attwood‘s prophesy the Handmade’s Tale looming over our heads. I would consider it a personal favor if God would rapture these morons that think they have the stuff to rule the world off my planet. But alas I don’t believe in god.

Speaking of Canadians, will Bush now threaten to Nuke Ottawa if the Prime Minister of Canada refuses to give up Manitoba’s fresh water supply to Texas. And of course having Rumsfeld visit the Olympic games to make sure that the US official on the ice in the Gold Medal match up between the Canadian and US womens Ice Hockey teams calls a million times more bogus penalties against the Canadians than the US to ensure a US win, which is far worse than fucking with our water. But alas karma was on the side of the Canadian women who get to take home US gold. Ah, probably plated. I just hope the US runs into the same stiff resistance in Columbia. Boy, there is nothing like a Columbian rebel woman holding an AK 47 in her hands except maybe a Canadian woman holding a hockey stick to make me lay down and scream, take me.

Of course the big question is will the Bush administration invade Iraq, secretly attack Jerusalem, that is East Jerusalem and some expendable US Senators with anthrax and then nuke Baghdad claiming Iraq used weapons of mass destruction.

But really, the real question is, how much will the price of drugs go up now that Columbia is back at war and how much of the drug money will be laundered through Enron and pumped into the midterm elections once Enron gets it’s new name. I’m praying for a rapture to remove all Carlyle and Enron off shore accounts from the face of the earth. But alas I don’t believe in god.

I’ve always said that it’s too bad the christians didn’t steal more than one book from the Jews. A lot more christian women would have experienced more orgasms and christian men would have focused on a dialogue with their wife’s vagina instead of the bomb. We could have avoided the holy wars, the inquisition, the Indian wars, the world wars, Aids and most of all the Monroe Doctrine and Manifest Destiny. But we didn’t and most of us keep on going along saying "baaaah" in our SUVs.

But seriously the recent events in world really all boil down to the energy and resource corporations taking control of the world’s energy supplies, controlling the market by out maneuvering the Muslim oil states and invading if necessary. The oil and natural gas pipelines in central Asia and South America are about keeping the price of gas at the pump and at energy plants down as a means to head off aternative energy from institutionalizing. These megalomaniacs in the US military, White House, intelligence services, the IMF, the World Bank and multi national energy corporations couldn’t have better timing for setting up their own destruction. If they think that starving people won’t fight for the food they are being denied by the destruction of this planet and the exploitation of their lands and lives, their out of their minds and need to be removed from their stations of power regardless. If the elites wish keep their heads and avoid a global version of the French revolution they had better open up their hearts and their bank accounts and start the process of replanting the world’s forests to save all life on this planet. Put down the scepter and the crown Governor Bush and back away from the thrown.

P.S. Had Washington sent a Jew instead of that christian zealot Custer into the west we’d all have been raised on buffalo and the native Turtle Islanders would be stinking rich.