A message from President Bush
George Dubya Bush | 13.01.2002 20:44
A message from President Bush
I am a wanker pure and simple. I like drugs. In fact I love drugs. They are my favorite pastime apart from killing thousands of innocent afgun...afgen.....afgan....arab folk in that country near those dirty chinese commies.
Ya know mo daddy once told me: "son you ever been to a turkish prison?"
I said no...He then started telling me alod...a loot...a lot (yeah thats the one) of stuff and he said he once say a naked man before i said "dang daddy your hip"
Any way im getting off the point here. hahaha
Wer was I...oh ya...I stole the US election from that fatass boring wolf man all gore....(or was it al) Im a dumbass so i really dont know hahaha.
Well im just a mormal,,dang keyboard,normal guy.I get up in the night,moring...ehhhh morning and i eat, by 12 i kill and by one i give nice gifts to big business for putting me in der pocket.
So what do you guys have against me....Ill weigh up the facts:
-im a cold hearted capitalist killer
-i hate gays
-i destroy the environment
-im a dumbass
-im a born again christian
-i dance with that latino guy wazzz his his name???? ah who cares
-i had my crotch bitten by a turkey on thanksgiving and looked dumb.
-i believe the death penalty saves lives
Wait a minute i am a dumbass...I hate myself too....weeeeeee im gonna have some drugs.......and maybe execute some people.
Bye Y'all
i hate me too
George dubya bush
the only man over 20 who wants to learn to read to write to add and subtract.
George Dubya Bush
e-mail:
i_am_a_wanker@loonatick.com
Homepage:
www.gop.com
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