A dangerous and violent yob, well known to police, was caught on camera launching a viscious assault on an innocent bystander. This thug, who police named as John ‘two jabs’ Prescott, has been the Transport Minister, presiding over untold train crashes and derailments resulting in the death and serious injury of many commuters.

After landing a left hook, on a Welsh farm contractor, the suspect grabbed his hair (like a girl) and grappled with the individual until police and members of the public could pull him off.

In a tough crack-down on loutish behaviour, the police are going to charge the victim and the ‘lawless one’ will preside over another five years of human carnage on our railways. But remember Mr.Prescott….Big Brother is watching you!