So how do you go about achieving an Revolution? Follow this simple step by step guide:

Firstly, you must be skint and on the dole. Anybody with a proper job or tied up with full time education will not have the time to devote to see it through. Also, being on the dole gives you a clearer perspective on how much of society is run. If you are already a politician stop being a member of a political party. It will become clearer later on but just take our word for it for the time being. Sitting around tinkering with the Communist Manifesto or a computer (either ancient or modern) just complicates and distracts you from the main objective.

Even worse than being a politician is being a politician in a band. Real politicians never get to achieve a Revolution – unless they are puppets.

If you are in a party you will undoubtedly be aware of the petty squabbles and bitching that develops within them. This only festers and grows proportionately as the party gets bigger and no party ever grows out of it. All party’s end in tantrums, tears and bitter acrimony.

The myth of a party being gang of lads out “against” the world (read as “to change”, “to shag” or “to save the world”) is pure wishful thinking to keep us all voting and reading the newspapers.
Mind you, it’s a myth that many party members want to believe themselves.

So if in a party, quit. Get out. Now.

That said, it can be very helpful to have a partner, someone who you can bounce ideas off and vice versa. Any more than two of you and factions develop and you may as well be in music. There is no place for the nostalgia of the four lads who shook the world or the last gang in town.

Watch
Decruit Yourself- Black Rose Syndicat
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuKbAmfwswg