Muslamic Ray Guns - Weapons Of Mass Distraction!!!

On the 2nd of April, the drunken nobodies of the EDL will be marching up and down the streets of Blackburn chanting racist abuse willy-nilly at any passing Asian man, woman and child. The best way to beat these pissed-up fascist losers is to take the bloody piss.

While the moronic EDL thugs beat up the police trying to break through their lines to assault the anti-racist protestors, we suggest that anti-fascist protestors follow our fine heroic science-fiction example, and dress up as characters from B-movie sci-fi space invasion movies, sporting the most outlandish of legal weapons, "Muslamic Rayguns".

Turn up in Blackburn wearing your most colourful items of fancy dress, ready to impose "Iraqi Infadel Law" upon the EDL's "Space Invaders", blasting the racist losers back to infinity and beyond (or the nearest solar system that has a run-down Wetherspoons).

Suitable sci-fi music played from loudspeakers with a space-style launch countdown before the rayguns are fired, would be most fitting.

Tell your friends!!!

Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers & Buzz Lightyear!

Comments

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Taking The Piss

23.03.2011 01:08

Take care!

Chances are the E.D.L. cretins will go ape shit when they are being laughed at.

Idiots like them haven't the mental capacity to take a joke!

josey

Lol but...

23.03.2011 02:31

he actually said rape gangs. i heard it as ray guns too!

anch0red

Disaffected youth

23.03.2011 03:04

Lol, this is person is a proper legend whoever made this like.

Whats sad about the EDL is, that it's a lot of disaffected youth who aren't to clued up about the game and get drawn by plonks that say they should put the blame in someone else's shoes.

It's more than that though, Your better than this, wise up mis-guided people.

anon

Minger The Merciless!

23.03.2011 16:00

With no girlfriend, disowned by even his own mummy, his only friends, the space aliens who abduct his brain each night and return it (almost) intact, Minger The Merciless is leading the EDL's crusade to root out the secret stash of atomising anti-Aryan weapons, the infamous Muslamic Ray Guns...

SciFi Buff

EDL: Invasion Of The Racist Dead!

23.03.2011 16:10

......

ZAP THE ZOMBIES!

Try this

23.03.2011 19:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU&feature=player_embedded

LU
Homepage: http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/

More EDL Freaks To Zap!

24.03.2011 10:15

When EDL braincells are a lacking, on come the Muslamic Ray Guns to do the zappin'

Yes mate! It's fuckin' awesome to take the piss out of racist drunkards.

Comicbook Superhero

before it comes after you

24.03.2011 10:34

treating fascism with commercialism will result in an alienated nation without a brain

it has already happened in japan

smash capitalist plagiarism

The fuck am I doing?

24.03.2011 11:11

..... in the EDL?

GormlessEDL

Hey Mister Policeman!

24.03.2011 11:21

Iraqi infadel Muslamics hypnotised my EDL friends to follow Muslam, get blind drunk, and stab me in the face.

Arrest Allah not the EDLers!

Fugly Stix

Shooting Gallery

24.03.2011 12:40

Muslamic Ray Guns at the ready!

Space Raiders

Anti-fascists's Dilemma

24.03.2011 15:15

EDL Factory Farmers of Ignorance

Compassionate Ray Gun Killa

clever that

25.03.2011 23:36

Turn up in Blackburn wearing your most colourful items of fancy dress

Yup that's going to win you the propaganda war. Maybe some street theatre would come in handy. Mime's always good for yer average shopper. Sweet jiggling jesus.

EDLphobe

You lot are all nuts

26.03.2011 12:55

I think you all need to get out more.

Just ignore them. Get some hobbies that you enjoy and you wont even know they exist

wanker

EDL Fash Trolls Fuck Off Back To Stormfront!

27.03.2011 10:56

Troll Watch!

Instead of contributing their efforts to bringing down con-dem capitalism in London, the EDL's finest arse-brained trolls switched on their wifi in Wetherspoons to play the stupid-bastard troll!

Muslims are not the enemy. Tax avoiding businesses like Top Shop are!

Troll Smasha!