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Muslamic Ray Guns - Weapons Of Mass Distraction!!!

Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers & Buzz Lightyear! | 23.03.2011 00:44 | Anti-racism | Globalisation | Liverpool | Sheffield

On the 2nd of April, the drunken nobodies of the EDL will be marching up and down the streets of Blackburn chanting racist abuse willy-nilly at any passing Asian man, woman and child. The best way to beat these pissed-up fascist losers is to take the bloody piss.

While the moronic EDL thugs beat up the police trying to break through their lines to assault the anti-racist protestors, we suggest that anti-fascist protestors follow our fine heroic science-fiction example, and dress up as characters from B-movie sci-fi space invasion movies, sporting the most outlandish of legal weapons, "Muslamic Rayguns".

Turn up in Blackburn wearing your most colourful items of fancy dress, ready to impose "Iraqi Infadel Law" upon the EDL's "Space Invaders", blasting the racist losers back to infinity and beyond (or the nearest solar system that has a run-down Wetherspoons).

Suitable sci-fi music played from loudspeakers with a space-style launch countdown before the rayguns are fired, would be most fitting.

Tell your friends!!!

Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers & Buzz Lightyear!


Display the following 15 comments

  1. Taking The Piss — josey
  2. Lol but... — anch0red
  3. Disaffected youth — anon
  4. Minger The Merciless! — SciFi Buff
  5. EDL: Invasion Of The Racist Dead! — ZAP THE ZOMBIES!
  6. Try this — LU
  7. More EDL Freaks To Zap! — Comicbook Superhero
  8. before it comes after you — smash capitalist plagiarism
  9. The fuck am I doing? — GormlessEDL
  10. Hey Mister Policeman! — Fugly Stix
  11. Shooting Gallery — Space Raiders
  12. Anti-fascists's Dilemma — Compassionate Ray Gun Killa
  13. clever that — EDLphobe
  14. You lot are all nuts — wanker
  15. EDL Fash Trolls Fuck Off Back To Stormfront! — Troll Smasha!