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An urgent plea on behalf of torturers

Kieron Monks | 04.06.2009 17:13 | Anti-militarism | Anti-racism | Terror War

Now that Guantanamo bay faces closure, what will become of the brave men who pulled teeth out for justice? Our organisation aims to have them back in gainful employment, probably in Pakistan.



Who are we?

The Enhanced Interrogation Victim's Network is a UK-registered charity that has supported badly treated interrogators since January 2009 when the Whitehouse began its fanatical human-rights-for-brown-people agenda. Many interrogators have been left redundant and homeless. We have fought tirelessly to re-integrate these people into foreign wars.

We rely on donations from individuals like you to continue our essential work.

What our help provides

• Job opportunities throughout Asia and other regions where interrogation is a necessity
• Vital funding for unemployed and homeless ex-interrogators who have fallen through the cracks
• Free training and tools for all freelance interrogators

Testimony from Orvill Redfax

"The MI5 stationed me in Guantanamo where I worked on more than 100 prisoners over three years. In January my Sergeant called me into his office and said that they would have to let me go. I tried to find work but my skills were not transferrable. It seemed there was no future for me... until I found EIVN. I am now waiting to fly to Pakistan to work for ISI where I will be processing up to ten prisoners a day on a commission basis. Thank you EIVN"

How you can help

Fill in your details on the form below to donate as little as £20 a month. Or you can sign up to volunteer your services as a ‘test dummy' to be used in training by torturers who desperately miss work they love so much. Your contribution can make all the difference.

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There is no reason for you not to give us your personal details... especially if you are Muslim.

Kieron Monks
- e-mail: kieron@dontpaniconline.com
- Homepage: http://www.dontpaniconline.com

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