Join the March for Capitalism - May 9, Manchester
Capitalism Represents Acceptable Policy (CRAP) | 23.04.2009 20:20 | Culture | Social Struggles
Come and celebrate how wonderful capitalism is! It is without doubt the best system for shamelessly exploiting people, animals, and natural resources, so let's make sure that a minority can stay filthy rich while the exploited majority suffer from wars, poverty, and misery. We need to thank the folk of Manchester for bailing us out with their taxes, tell them we still need to steal more of their money, and really show them how little we care. Come and let's tour the city centre saluting the great work of friends like Starbucks, McDonald's, and TESCO for being true to their values of slavery, profit, and greed. I'm sure we all have swimming pools and private jets to maintain, so we need to save capitalism from ludicrous threats of democracy, human rights, and environmentalism.
Capitalism Represents Acceptable Policy (CRAP)
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