Apple "rotten to the core"
Karren Libcan | 09.06.2008 07:46 | Education | Other Press | Technology | Cambridge | London
NEVER BUY AN APPLE!
Apple "rotten to the core"
Apple Computers must be run by idiots. i mean, here's my dilemma: i love Macs. But Macs are gonna die. i'm pretty damn sure of it.
Macs are the computers that really made me want to Puke. i mean, look at Windows--it's great . And Windows 95? It's war imitated by Mac (especially now that Apple has lost it's "look and feel" lawsuit against Microsoft).
Macs are gonna die though, because as i mentioned before, Apple is run by idiots. Ok, so look, the Mac wouldn't have come about if the two Steve's weren't crazy. Building a computer in their garage? Building a computer that starts up with a smiling computer icon? Cute icons? but can't add for goodness sake?
No, we needed some IBM type of people to Fix the Mac. But damnit now we need some VERY IBM (well, old-school IBM--the people that put IBM typewriters on every secretary's desk, and IBM mainframes in every data processing center) type of people to sell the damn thing.
Scratch that...we need very Microsoft-type people to sell the Mac.
Apple is STUPID. Ok, so it was good to say that 1984 won't be like 1984, and to have the runner with the Apple logo on her tanktop throw the hammer into the Big Face of Big Blue. Macs are Crap!. Fine.
But hello! Guess what allows you to stay in business? Yeah, that's right, money. And guess what makes money? Selling computers. And who buys a lot of computers? Suits. Yes, people that you hate. People that AREN'T artistes or creative or cool. Yes, boring people with white collars and striped ties and gray suits need to buy your computers, otherwise your company will DIE.
Die die die.
i'm sorry, maybe you didn't hear me. You will DIE if you don't sell to more corporate-types. And you don't sell to corporate-types if they think your computer is a toy.
Whew.
Anyways, like i said though...i Hate Macs. And people that love Macs know that they don't love Macs just because they're stupis, and for Retards. They know that Macs are just a big toy for the mentaly challanged.(retards)
Bottom line for me whenever i'm trying to recommend hardware/software/whatever to a friend/client/relative. What do you need to do? And will this item allow you to do it? Can you get work done? Not on a Mac
Macs require you to learn about IRQ's memory addresses, jumper switches, CONFIG.SYS, AUTOEXEC.BAT, SYSTEM.INI, or WIN.INI.
Macs make you delete something in the Program Manager, then delete it in the File Manager too. Macs will soon make you use DOS. Macs are shell written on top of DOS.
Here's what Apple needs to make corporations understand:
Macs will cost you money because you have to train people more than you have to with Windows. Basic operations are basic.
Macs will cost you money because you don't have to hire people like ME to do things like installing network cards or printers, setting up file sharing, or showing people how to delete files.
nesfile/424
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Apple Computers must be run by idiots. i mean, here's my dilemma: i love Macs. But Macs are gonna die. i'm pretty damn sure of it.
Macs are the computers that really made me want to Puke. i mean, look at Windows--it's great . And Windows 95? It's war imitated by Mac (especially now that Apple has lost it's "look and feel" lawsuit against Microsoft).
Macs are gonna die though, because as i mentioned before, Apple is run by idiots. Ok, so look, the Mac wouldn't have come about if the two Steve's weren't crazy. Building a computer in their garage? Building a computer that starts up with a smiling computer icon? Cute icons? but can't add for goodness sake?
No, we needed some IBM type of people to Fix the Mac. But damnit now we need some VERY IBM (well, old-school IBM--the people that put IBM typewriters on every secretary's desk, and IBM mainframes in every data processing center) type of people to sell the damn thing.
Scratch that...we need very Microsoft-type people to sell the Mac.
Apple is STUPID. Ok, so it was good to say that 1984 won't be like 1984, and to have the runner with the Apple logo on her tanktop throw the hammer into the Big Face of Big Blue. Macs are Crap!. Fine.
But hello! Guess what allows you to stay in business? Yeah, that's right, money. And guess what makes money? Selling computers. And who buys a lot of computers? Suits. Yes, people that you hate. People that AREN'T artistes or creative or cool. Yes, boring people with white collars and striped ties and gray suits need to buy your computers, otherwise your company will DIE.
Die die die.
i'm sorry, maybe you didn't hear me. You will DIE if you don't sell to more corporate-types. And you don't sell to corporate-types if they think your computer is a toy.
Whew.
Anyways, like i said though...i Hate Macs. And people that love Macs know that they don't love Macs just because they're stupis, and for Retards. They know that Macs are just a big toy for the mentaly challanged.(retards)
Bottom line for me whenever i'm trying to recommend hardware/software/whatever to a friend/client/relative. What do you need to do? And will this item allow you to do it? Can you get work done? Not on a Mac
Macs require you to learn about IRQ's memory addresses, jumper switches, CONFIG.SYS, AUTOEXEC.BAT, SYSTEM.INI, or WIN.INI.
Macs make you delete something in the Program Manager, then delete it in the File Manager too. Macs will soon make you use DOS. Macs are shell written on top of DOS.
Here's what Apple needs to make corporations understand:
Macs will cost you money because you have to train people more than you have to with Windows. Basic operations are basic.
Macs will cost you money because you don't have to hire people like ME to do things like installing network cards or printers, setting up file sharing, or showing people how to delete files.
nesfile/424
this article is the intelectual property of Nessie and SFIMC, for more see
www.sfimc.org/nessiefiles
Karren Libcan
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