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Time to re state the rules

Sovereign | 13.11.2007 18:48 | Repression

Recently I've been hearing lots of stories of the government monitering the migration patterns of birds to help prevent the spread of a terrible disease so I think it's time to remind everyone of three important rules in preventing a cull.

1. Do not hold vital conversations over the phone. By definition a telephone is a device that allows a person far, far away hear exactly what you are saying therefore you're phone is tapped. I know you think your codes are clever but when faced with a team of lingustics experts and complex computer programs they're not.

2. Do not organise using the internet for exactly the same reasons as above. If possible hold all information in your head, if not pen and paper's served people well for centuries. Also stop organising demos on facebook, this not only serves to give the authorities the time, date and location of any demo it also gives them approximate numbers along with photographs, sexual preferences and hobbies of those involved.

3.Avoid meeting unless absoultley nessecery and even then do in so in crowds in a routine.

Sovereign

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  1. Good rules — This was me
  2. Dont forget — Tinfo Ilhat