'The Chaps' out in force 'civilising the city'
Betty Boo | 16.10.2004 16:24 | Social Struggles
A group of ladies and gentlemen were out in London today counteracting the vulgarities of everyday life, immaculately dressed in suits, tweed and smart hats, sporting waxed moustaches and pipes, doffing their caps to passersbys.
In a bid to civilise the city about 30 odd ladies and gentlemen were seen today at around 1pm lined up outside Tottenham Court Road tube station entrance, doffing their hats to people emerging from the station and wishing them a good afternoon. They were holding signs informing people that they were "chaps" out on the street to "civilise the city" and that people were entering a "doffing zone"
Once the "doffing" session at Tottenham Court Road was completed, the group moved on to Oxford Circus. The ladies and gentlemen were advised to avert their eyes from the vulgarities they were going to witness on the way. Police following them were overheard discussing whether this group was likely to be peaceful or not! How vulgar! Once at Oxford Circus, they again lined up outside the tube station entrance and doffed and greeted passersby and indulged in a few "Tally Hos".
These finely dressed folk were keen to greet all people, but announced that they may discriminate against people wearing sportswear and trainers. People were urged to indulge in tweeds and fine wines, and warned that by entering the tube station they were entering the belly of the beast. They were last seen doffing their hats on the way towards Piccadilly Circus.
Once the "doffing" session at Tottenham Court Road was completed, the group moved on to Oxford Circus. The ladies and gentlemen were advised to avert their eyes from the vulgarities they were going to witness on the way. Police following them were overheard discussing whether this group was likely to be peaceful or not! How vulgar! Once at Oxford Circus, they again lined up outside the tube station entrance and doffed and greeted passersby and indulged in a few "Tally Hos".
These finely dressed folk were keen to greet all people, but announced that they may discriminate against people wearing sportswear and trainers. People were urged to indulge in tweeds and fine wines, and warned that by entering the tube station they were entering the belly of the beast. They were last seen doffing their hats on the way towards Piccadilly Circus.
Betty Boo
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Discrimination/Judgement
17.10.2004 13:54
JImmy
Jimmy, don't be dim...
17.10.2004 18:12
agent green
Agent Green's Comments
18.10.2004 08:35
Gregg
I missed the point
18.10.2004 19:49
Jimmy
Civilsing The City
24.10.2004 16:43
As one of the people involved may I attempt to shed a little light. Although, may I first say that these are my views and my views alone.
The protest was simply intended to bring a little niciety and pleasantness to London's streets for an afternoon and to question the way in which people behave towards each other.
Unlike previous revolutions which used beards and violence as there power base we have chosen to use civility and the well creased trouser as our main assault on the trans-global corporate facism that currently beseiges the world. One could argue that by appropriating the aesthetic of the establishment we aim to disempower it.
The truth is that it is not in the interests of advertisers and corporations for people to be happy and friendly. Caring about your neighbours and the people around you just doesn't give you the requisite degree of unhappiness to be a successful consumer.
As for the sportswear angle. I have no problem with sportswear when worn by those who play sports. But the reality is that within our society it is a matter of fashion and that this fashion supports a global capitalist superstructure which condemns millions of people to virtual slavery in the nations where these clothes are manufactured.
In truth the whole protest was very friendly, people with baseball caps were shown, in a very light-hearted way, how to doff and even offered trilbys.
By encouraging people to wear tweed we are encouraging them to wear hard wearing clothes, manufactured by people who live in countries with labour laws. We are also encouraging people to think for themselves and, at the same time, injecting a much needed dose of situationist humour into the dialogue.
The daily situation of people slaving away at souless jobs to be able to afford poor quality, ugly clothes which are made at the sacrifice of another person's freedom is absurd.
Surely the most efficient way to fight absurdity is with more of the same?
Long live the charmed uprising!
Michael
Michael MolyneauxSwann
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Agreeable Cause
15.10.2005 15:53
Airborne Dave
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