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THE NEW SADDAM

Ron Biggs. | 30.06.2004 09:22

All-Law-Wi now runs Iraq...YEPEEEEEE.

He has even moved into the guesthouse of Saddam's palace.

To succeed, however, he will have to be even more ferocious than Saddam.

Saddam had the advantage of taking over a ruling party.

Allawi will have to start from scratch and then some.

He will need all the help he can get.

Rumsfeld will have to be dispatched again (as with Saddam) to sell some WMD.

To learn about rape and torture all he need to do is to go up the road to Abu Ghraib where we have them already in place.

The Swiss bank accounts have been opened already so that's no problem.

The only fly in the ointment is that the people of Iraq are stubborn and will not be ruled by a lackey.

The Ottoman Empire could not do it and they were Muslims.

The British Empire also failed.

After lots of slaughter Bush and Blair will fail.

Iraq will then break up into it's constituent parts.

The Kurds will, at last, have their long awaited independent state stretching through Iran, Iraq, Syria and Turkey.

Southern Iraq will go to Iran.

Dispite Bush's attempt to keep Turkey out of The EU (by ordering Chirac to let them in) we must hurry-up their membership.

It may not suit The American Enterprise Institute and The Psychopath of Sabra but we must have them in soon as that region is about to blow up.

There are too many failed states there.

Agganistan, Iraq, Israel-Dimona, Saudi and Lebannon.

We must try and help.

Even now, every village in Iraq is a Valley Forge with a Saladin instead of a Washington.

The Perpatrators of the Massacres to come (Bush nad Blair) must be brought to justice.

As Allawi lets freedom reign down on the people of Iraq from C-130ies we should be charging Blair and Straw before the ICC.

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Ron Biggs.

Comments

Display the following 14 comments

  1. History — Sam
  2. Dear Sam — Nadia
  3. A mistake — Sam
  4. Don't be stupid Uncle Sam — Exposing Uncle Scam
  5. Sam Sense — karic
  6. WMD — Nadia
  7. Sam, one question — realist
  8. CPA poll published 2 weeks ago — Nadia
  9. 10%! — Ulyanov
  10. Wow, Nadia! — ForFucksSake
  11. Dear Sam and Karic — Haidar
  12. Iran is next — sumwon
  13. ForFucksSake — Nadia
  14. Whoops - my bad — ForFucksSake