ok, no war ships BUT, 6 police boats tried massively to cut up the oilbarrel boat, so they stopped for their picnic(liquid) and plotted some more...they headed for the habour and tried to ground the police vessels, meanwhile the onshore piratical cru, stripped to their undies and swam out to their compadres...the police then issued a humourless warning that 'if zey attempted to enter ze red zone, it vill get wery nasty for zem' official warning, so then the the lifeguards then 'offered' to tow them into the red zone, to be arrested...some pirates boarded the lifeboat, causing somewhat of a commotion, and politley asked them to negociate on their behalf, for safe passge to friendlier shores, so all our friends are home and dry hurray hurrah ra rar rar rar
ps lifeguards quote, verbatum, 'the police are scum'