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New: ASYLUM

Jack | 22.04.2002 15:50

This story removed due to racism policy and factually incorrect.

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of ASYLUM!

Today's programme features another chance to take part in our competitions hijack an airliner and win a Housing commision flat.

We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes courtesy of our sponsor, the Australian taxpayer.

And don't forget, we're now the fastest-growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian passport. You only need one word of English: ASYLUM!

Prizes include all-expensive paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $500.00 a week.. No applications ever refused, reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:
ASYLUM!

Only this week 40 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown goat class from Kabul to our international gateway at Sydney, where local law
enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury $200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.

They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia. Our most popular destinations include the South Australian wine valleys, the wonderful west coast and the remarkable beauty of the Pacific Ocean.

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won't cost a penny.

So play today. It could change your life forever.

Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil Tigers, Bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas.

COME ON DOWN

Don't go to Germany or France. Go straight to Australia. And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.

Roll up; roll up my friends, for the game that never ends. Everone's a winner. When you play: ASYLUM!

Jack

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Silly, silly little man

22.04.2002 16:34

See above for evidence of why Nazis shouldn't attempt "jokes".

Spike Militant


Nazi scum fuck off

22.04.2002 17:33

No borders, no states, no bosses, no pasaran!

Jack britain your day will never exist you white ghost.
Its not about race, its about class. If you love those right-wing european states so much, go live in one.

idiot.

Joe m


New Readers

23.04.2002 07:55

Dear New Readers

Please do not be distracted by the proportion of the Newswire which is taken up by Jack's twisted little rants.

One of the limitations of this otherwise exciting and valuable medium is that low-life, bigotted, half-baked, parasites - thats you Jack - are given more thann enough space to get in the way.

Jack is such a sad speciment - lets look at the facts:

1) Jack is a fascist.

2) Jack spends his time posting messages to a website developed by a network of people who are non-fascist.

3) Jack contributes nothing to this website or the communities it supports. However he spends more time on this website than anyone else.

It appears that Jack is such a waste of space that even his fellow fascists don't want to know him so he has to skulk about here acting the maggot.

Don't let this put you off if you are new to the site - learn to ignore him. Think of the wealth of information and the range of perspectives available. Look at the news stories - it is a news site after all. Jack is the only person committed to turning it into a Fascist rant site.

The rest of indymedia is far from perfect but judging it by Jack the virtual bootboy's contributions is unfair.

Keep reading - Keep Resisting

Digger