McDonald's rip the p*ss out of Bertie Ahern
Big Mad Cow disease and fries to go please | 14.03.2002 11:01
This is scanned from a full page ad in the Irish Daily Star newspaper 13/3/02, with a circulation of 90,000. The name tag 'Bertie' could only refer to one Bertie Ahern, Irish Premier, following allegations that some of his educational qualifications are falsely claimed.
As if ripping the p*ss out of the country's so called 'leader' wasn't enough, the text of the ad then seriously claims that a job in McDonalds provides 'outstanding training' and a 'great working environment'. You can just see the marketing department rolling on the floor laughing as they let the ad go to print. There's no need for subvertising on this one.
The text in the ad reads:
Experience that will stand to you for life
No matter where your career takes you, you'll always remember the invaluable experience gained working at McDonald's. Like learning some basic skills to help you achieve your goals, such as teamwork, leadership and communications to name just a few. They're the kind of things you need to help bring out your full potential. So whatever your plans or wherever your destination, at McDonald's you'll find a flexible job and competitive pay, with outstanding training in a great working environment. And all the encouragement and support you'd want for a career in management right here if you choose. Whatever your choice, the sky's the limit. Skills for life. McDonald's.
The text in the ad reads:
Experience that will stand to you for life
No matter where your career takes you, you'll always remember the invaluable experience gained working at McDonald's. Like learning some basic skills to help you achieve your goals, such as teamwork, leadership and communications to name just a few. They're the kind of things you need to help bring out your full potential. So whatever your plans or wherever your destination, at McDonald's you'll find a flexible job and competitive pay, with outstanding training in a great working environment. And all the encouragement and support you'd want for a career in management right here if you choose. Whatever your choice, the sky's the limit. Skills for life. McDonald's.
Big Mad Cow disease and fries to go please
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Well done McDonalds
14.03.2002 15:26
McWorker
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Bollocks to you.
14.03.2002 23:23
FUCK McDONALDS and it's workers , if you think we here are sympathetic to your pathetic cause you can think again ... Fuck McWankers resistance and Fuck Ronald and Bush ... Go Vegetarian!
MeatIsMurder
Yes, we're responsible for Bush too
15.03.2002 00:52
Thankyou for your intelligent and articulate comments. I would certainly go vegetarian tomorrow if it didn't compromise my vegan principles. In the meantime could you please get your daddy to send me some money (adress above) so I don't have to work any more. Shmuck.
GMWR
p.s. if you want to be into animal rights then be consistant the meat market isn't the only cruelty animals suffer. It's amazing what you learn when you start out on a bit of class struggle. Get your papa to withdraw your allowance for a month or two and you might learn something. Bozo.
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