I don’t think the US will ever catch Bin Laden, because to be honest, I don’t think they want to. He’s far more useful to them alive. Let me explain why.

Within a few weeks of Bush’s ‘election’, he had advised FBI agents to back of monitoring Bin Laden and the Bin Laden Family, much to the FBI’s anger. After all they’re family friends, Bin Laden’s father Salem Bin Laden funded Dubya’s Oil Company, Arbusto Energy (Arbusto is Bush in Spanish).

Let’s now fast forward to September 11th. Within hours of the horrible events, Osama Bin Laden’s dial was plastered over every TV channel and website in the world as the prime suspect. Why? Because everyone knew he had been planning something big for some time. That’s why the Italian government had missile silo’s placed around the G8 summit last July. So why the cool off the surveillance, especially as he had specified his plan was to come in to force around the millenium?

Overlooking the dodgy evidence, like the ‘How to fly planes’ manual and the seemingly indestructible terrorist passport, lets now move onto Afghanistan. Osama was a guest of the Taliban in Afghanistan, they’d know this for some time. Now the Taliban, knowing they were about to get fucking massacred if they didn’t hand him over, offered a compromise to the Americans so they could both save face:- send Osama to a neutral Islamic County to stand trial. Now the Islamic Trial would have been pretty much useless, we know this, but it would have given the CIA a probably once in a lifetime chance to determine once again the whereabouts of their infamous protégé… if they so wished. Instead they decided to whack Afghanistan, and it’s pseudo Mad Max army into little pieces.

A brief rout later, the war is over. Osama bin Laden has still not been captured and Taliban big cheese Mullah Mohammad Omar escaped the country on a motorbike. All that’s changed is a western friendly government now runs Afghanistan, one that has probably already signed up for the Caspian Basin oil Pipeline that the Taliban opposed.

Osama may have escaped Afghanistan by one of the many drug smuggling routes, he may have been vapourised by a Daisy Cutter, but the truth is we’ll probably never know. While it’s in doubt, the US can go from county to country imposing it’s will on them and placing ‘friendly’ governments that will ‘co-operate with international law’. A similar trick was tried in colonies under the British Empire, heads of state were put in place, but their rule was ultimately subservient to the crown… He’s the Goldstein from Orwell’s 1984, a focus of hatred for the populous to rally around behind their leaders, their ever-present protector.

Iran, Iraq and North Korea, Bush would have us believe, have been conspiring against the west for decades in via secret meetings and clandestine gatherings. Shite. It just so happens that this ‘axis of evil’ consists of three notorious counties on the United States ‘baddies’ list. Along with Cuba, which has never supported or harboured terrorists, or acted aggressively towards the US since Castro’s arrival in 1959. This will continue, year after year, and Osama Bin Laden will never be found, and country after county will slowly be assimilated into the ‘New World Order’ (Tony Blair and Bush Senior’s words, not mine).

I watched a Louix Theroux documentary a while back about the American Militia. They Claimed the New World Order was planning the final stages of it’s world domination within the next few years. How we laughed.

I’m not laughing now.