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Cops commit mass suicide

International Situationist | 14.02.2002 11:34

Monday 11 Feb - Faslane. Disillusioned with low pay and abysmal working conditions, dozens of officers from Strathclyde police today committed mass suicide by hurling themselves under an articulated lorry.

Cops commit mass suicide
Cops commit mass suicide


Police Federation spokesman Gerry Plod said "Every Trident submarine is equipped with 48 warheads, each with a destructive power equal to seven times the device dropped on Hiroshima. The emotional strain of guarding the base got too much for some of the younger lads and I guess they just cracked."

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He He

14.02.2002 12:51

wicked!
I hear that the state is looking at the TAs playing a bigger role in the "war on terror" ie. they're gonna be mobilised to whack us lot when the cops are nicking robbers. but fear not because, being territorial, like the cat, they'll stay at home!!!

Pix

aaah

15.02.2002 00:34

that's so sad and they were so nice my 1o hrs in a cell was almost a pleasure :)

ickle